CheertumbleJamie

lol

How I cross a street.

I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

When you look at your phone right before you get a message,

You’re just like:

“I’m psychic.”

JWow looks amazing now.

The worse thing I’ve been told after the dentist :

“You can’t eat for 30 Minutes”

Avoiding the Police like a Boss

When you see something on TV that you own at home.

When it comes to insults. Always be there for your bestfriend.

when your bestfriend insults someone:

but when someone insults your bestfriend: